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J.Michael Tatum is God, end of storyOMG, he is just.....omg. XD I'm crying I'm laughing so hard, omg he is just amazing. XD
Ok, lets do are favorite quotes from him!
Michael: *picking someone from the crowd* I see France, lets do France, lets do France!
Michael: *waves hands* LETS DO FRANCE!
'I think FrUkin is a good thing'
'Can I do the France laugh? Yeah, that's why they hired me. Next question... Wait. Would you LIKE me to do the France laugh? Yes, I'll do it.'
'One day when I go to Paris, I'm going to get punched in the face. Best part is, that I'm going to get punched and they're going to run away going 'Ohonhonhon bastard!'
'I chaced Scott Freeman around in a blue snuggle. And he liked it'
'And that know is what I'll be remembered for. I can save the world after this. I could like, I can because Jane Goodal and live with the apes. Or turn into a butterfly and fly away, into 5 hour rush hour trafic. And what I will be remembered for above all that, is the fact that I
hey newton, gravity's flawedi.
starting anew from the flutter
and the sputter of lungs.
a vacant sea filled with feathers
and tumultuous clatter,
ribs in a treacherous pattern
resembling exiting rungs.
i want to wrestle the angels,
your tendency is the ladder.
involved with full indiscretion,
trading lazy for lace.
unspool the curse of the long-
limbs in a languorous flexion
i like the stab of the ankles,
you need the curves intersected.
opting to cull my extents
with trans-dimensional vigor.
spent my dysphoric corrections
on reconnecting lax ends.
lips in a spurious accent
feign a passionate rigor.
i tie myself to the anchor,
you extricate and ascend.
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